Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.
Author: theunquote.com
Gift of Time
The best thing you can give someone is your time…because you’re giving them something you can never get back.
Tronald Dump
That awkward moment you realize that your friend or family member isn’t joking about being a Trump Supporter.
Customer Disservice
I don’t feel all that great about doing this. But…I’m going to have to eat this customer service rep for dinner.